Só ao tentar me colocar no seu nível intelectual

7/28/2019 S ao tentar me colocar no seu nvel intelectual

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S ao tentar me colocar no seu nvel intelectual, fico com dor de cabea.

Good morning, sunshine! The Earth says Hello!

"A Vida. Pode-se odi-la ou ignor-la, mas nunca gostar dela!"

Life. You can hate it or ignore it, but never like it!

Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it.]

"Para eu ser inteligente, eu teria que perder uns 60 pontos de Q.I."

Gostaria de dizer que um grande prazer, uma enorme honra e um privilgio para mim

inaugurar esta ponte, mas no posso fazer isso porque todos os meus circuitos de falsidade

esto fora de ao. Eu odeio e desprezo todos vocs. A partir deste momento, declaro esta

miservel ciberestrutura aberta aos abusos inimaginveis de todos aqueles que iro

petulantemente cruz-la.

(Antes, quero avisar que j estou com dor de cabea ao ter que deixar escrito uma coisa mais

do que bvia )

Aproveitando que todos os meus circuitos de sinceridade estejam ligados te desejo de todo

o meu sistema lmbico um feliz aniversrio e que estejamos juntos para ver a Gloriosa Apario

de Zarquon no Restaurante do Fim do Universo

Trs toc-toc triplos com Aguardente Janx para o Camillo u_U: "Toc, toc, toc, Millo! / Toc, toc,

toc, Millo! / Toc, toc, toc, Millo!"

Corda fratres, semper


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Arthur: "Is that so?"

Marvin: "Oh yes. I mean I've asked for them to be replaced, but no one ever

listens."

Arthur: "I can imagine" - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Fit The Second

"Do you want me to sit in a corner and rust or just fall apart where I'mstanding?" - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Fit The Second

Marvin: "I am at a rough estimate thirty billion times more intelligent than you.Let me give you an example. Think of a number, any number."

Zem: "Er, five."

Marvin: "Wrong. You see?"

The mattress was much impressed by this and realised that it was in the presence

of a not unremarkable mind. --Life, the Universe and Everything, c. 9

Trillian: "that's just fine, really... just part of life."Marvin: "Life. Don't talk to me about life." - The Hitchhiker's Guide to theGalaxy, c. 11

"What's up?" [asked Ford.]"I don't know," said Marvin, "I've never been there." -- The Hitchhiker's Guide

to the Calaxy, c. 34

"Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don't know why Ibother to say it, oh God, I'm so depressed. Here's another one of those self-

satisfied doors.Life! Don't talk to me about life." - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the

Galaxy, c. 11

"Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to take you down to thebridge. Call that job satisfaction? 'Cos I don't." - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the

Galaxy, c. 11

"Life," said Marvin dolefully, "loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it." - TheHitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, c. 20

"Simple. I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself in to itsexternal computer feed. I talked to the computer at great length and explained

my view of the Universe to it," said Marvin."And what happened?" pressed Ford.

"It committed suicide," said Marvin and stalked off back to the Heart of Gold. -

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, c. 34

[Marvin, Arthur and Ford enter the bridge]Zaphod: "Freeze!"

Marvin: "Freeze? I'm a robot, not a refrigerator." (movie)

"I'd give you advice, but you wouldn't listen. No one ever does." - TheHitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (movie)


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"I could calculate your chance of survival, but you won't like it." - TheHitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (movie)

Zaphod: "Can it Trillian, I'm trying to die with dignity."Marvin: "I'm just trying to die." - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy , Fit The

Sixth

"Was I amongst friends when the Haggunenon admiral evolved into a life podand everybody aboard his flagship escaped leaving me aboard as it steered itself

into the nearest star?

Was I amongst friends when I was left to walk in circles on a swamp planet?

Left to park cars outside a restaurant for millenia?

Left for the Krikkit robots to use for batting practice?

Friend? I don't think I ever came across one of those, sorry, can't help you

there." - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Fit The Twenty-Second

"[Trillian] is one of the least benightedly unintelligent life forms it has been myprofound lack of pleasure not to be able to avoid meeting." -Life, the Universe

and Everything, c. 31

On being left in a parking lot for 500 million years: "The first ten million yearswere the worst. And the second ten million years, they were the worst too. The

third ten million years I didn't enjoy at all. After that I went into sort of a

decline" - The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

"Ha! What do you know of always? You say 'always' to me, who, because of thesilly little errands your organic life forms keep on sending me through time on,

am now thirty-seven times older than the Universe itself? Pick your words with

a little more care," he said, "and tact."- So Long, and Thanks For All the Fish

"My capacity for happiness," he added, "you could fit into a matchbox withouttaking out the matches first" -Life, the Universe and Everything, c. 9

"I would like to say that it is a very great pleasure, honour and privilege for meto open this bridge, but I can't because my lying circuits are all out of

commission." -Life, the Universe and Everything, c. 9

"Why should I want to make anything up? Life's bad enough as it is withouttrying to invent any more of it" - The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

Arthur: "Marvin, any ideas?"Marvin: "I have a million ideas. They all point to certain death." - The

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Movie

"Not that anyone cares what I say, but the Restaurant is on the otherend of theuniverse" - "w:The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (film)"

Douglas Adams

The H itchhi ker' s Guide to the Galaxybecame a cult book of the 1980s. Well, set of

books since there are five of them. Here is a very small selection of quotes fromthem.


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The house had four windows set in the front of a size and proportion which more

or less exactly failed to please the eye.

Bypasses are devices which allow some people to drive from point A to point B

very fast whilst other people dash from point B to point A very fast. People living

at point C, being a point directly in between, are often given to wonder what's sogreat about point A that so many people of point B are so keen to get there, and

what's so great about point B that so many people of point A are so keen to get

there. They often wish that people would just once and for all work out where the

hell they wanted to be.

"It is most gratifying," it said, "that your enthusiasm for our planet continues

unabated, and so we would like to assure you that the guided missiles currently

converging with your ship are part of a special service we extend to all of our most

enthusiastic clients, and the fully armed nuclear warheads are of course merely a

courtesy detail. We look forward to your custom in future lives ... thank you."

"Hey this is terrific!" he said. "Someone down there is trying to kill us!"

"Terrific," said Arthur.

"But don't you see what this means?"

"Yes. We're going to die."

"Yes, but apart from that."

"Apart from that?"

"It means we must be on to something!"

"How soon can we get off it?"

One of the major problems encountered in time travel is not that of accidentally

becoming your own father or mother. There is no problem involved in becoming

your own father or mother that a broadminded and well-adjusted family can't

cope with. ... The major problem is quite simply one of grammar, and the main

work to consult in this matter is Dr Dan Streetmentioner's Time Traveller's

Handbook of 1001 Tense Formations. It will tell you for instance how to describe

something that was about to happen to you in the past before you avoided it by

time-jumping forward two days in order to avoid it. ... Most readers get as far as

the Future Semi-Conditionally Modified Subinverted Plagal Past Subjunctive

Intentional before giving up: and in fact in later editions of the book all the pages

beyond this point have been left blank to save on printing costs.

"He's spending a year dead for tax reasons."

"Yes," called out the sort of people who call out "yes" when comedians ask them if

they're having a wonderful time.

The first non-absolute number is the number of people for whom the table is

reserved. This will vary during the course of the first three telephone calls to the

restaurant, and then bear no apparent relation to the number of people who

actually turn up, or to the number of people who subsequently join them after the

show/match/party/gig, or to the number of people who leave when they see who

else has turned up.


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Several billion trillion tons of superhot exploding hydrogen nuclei rose slowly

above the horizon and managed to look small, cold and slightly damp.

There is a moment in every dawn when light floats, there is the possibility of

magic. Creation holds its breath. The moment passed as it regularly did on

Squornshellous Zeta, without incident.

"My capacity for happiness," he added, "you could fit into a matchbox without

taking out the matches first."

"This is what I said. I said, 'I would like to say that it is a very great pleasure,

honour and privilege for me to open this bridge, but I can't because my lying

circuits are all out of commission. I hate and despise you all. I now declare this

hapless cyberstructure open to the unthinkable abuse of all who wantonly cross

her.'

"Friend!" croaked the robot pathetically. "You'll have to excuse me while I tryand remember what the word means. My memory banks are not what they were

you know, and any word which falls into disuse for a few zillion years has to get

shifted down into auxiliary memory back-up. Ah, here it comes... Hmm, what a

curious concept... No, don't think I ever came across one of those. Sorry, can't help

you there."

Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad

news.

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