Dicionário Maluco

Dicionário maluco

JanelaJanela : o que quando se deseja passar bate-se a cara

• CriançaCriança : quem tem que aturar os passeios chatos dos pais

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Futebol : o ato de chutar a bola na janela da vizinha

• Brinquedo Brinquedo : o que seu irmão sempre quebra

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LiçãoLição :o que não me deixa jogar videogame

QuartoQuarto : lugar onde se pode roncar sem ninguém o atrapalhar

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DoceDoce : o que as vovós fazem para os netos comerem à vontade

• CadernoCaderno : desperdício de árvores

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NuvemNuvem : algodão doce gigante que flutua

• RemédioRemédio : veneno de criança

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UrgenteUrgente : coisa que não se pode fazer com sono

• MeninaMenina : quando grita é um perigo

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MeninoMenino : aquele que briga com facilidade

• AdultoAdulto : a pessoa que “adora” deixar crianças de castigo

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MãeMãe : a pessoa que quer tudo limpo

• PaiPai : o chefe da casa

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ProfessoraProfessora : a mulher que adora dar lição e atrapalha sua brincadeira

• EscolaEscola : lugar que deixa você com muito sono

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LágrimaLágrima : a chuva dos olhos

• DenteDente :o que sempre dói na hora H

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